Bruce Wayne: Murderer?

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Bruce Wayne: Fugitive

 

 

INTRODUCTION

BW: M. This story is a reprisal of a plot line from the classic Bob Kane original Batman series of comics from the 1940s. Well, the premise anyway: “What Happens if Bruce Wayne is Arrested?” The original’s setup was pretty silly: a crook goes kills a man right in front of BW, holds his own hat up & shoots a hat through the top, then tosses the gun to BW who catches it and he does this all while shouting “Don’t shoot, Mr. Wayne! Don’t shoot!” The hat-shooting thing is a little over-the-top while I can’t decide if the execution as a whole was clever or crappy.

 

In one review of BW: M, a reviewer comments that Batman is “talking to himself” which is in itself preposterous. At fist I’d had no idea what the heck the dude was smoking, but then I realized the dude misinterpeted Batman’s habit of talking to ghosts. I mean, obviously he only does it while standing over a loved-one’s grave (mostly his parents’ grave) and it’s cathartic. The man represses his true feelings deep inside of him and the only people he confides in are the dead because he inherently has no trust for the living because of their potential to betray him. Soliloquys are time-honored tradition in drama (either the serious kind found in Shakespearean tragedies or the funny kind in late night TV shows such as Conan O’Brien) and anyone who still thinks people who “talk to themselves” are the truly deranged ones. (Robin was created specifically back in the old days to give Batman someone to talk to so they could avoid having him talk to himself to explain the narrative. Uh, they invented a orphaned circus performer before they decided to introduce a butler? Hello! Millionaire/butler is a no-brainer combination.)

 

So, anyway, what are Batman’s thoughts on the setup? From BW:F vol 2: To some degree, I must concede that my enemies have won. / Bruce Wayne has been publically destroyed… and privately abandoned… / … and all my enemies have been focused on that, on myself… while the other victims have fallen through the cracks. / It should never have been this way. “I’m sorry,” he says to woman’s grave, “… you deserve better, Vesper.” Better than to have your life end as a pawn in an attack on the man that you loved. / So many have sacrificed, and been sacrificed, for the sake of one man’s pride.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PART ONE:

A FOOL’S ERRAND.

 

What happens is that Batman goes out on patrol (I’ll discuss the events of the patrol later) with his bodyguard, Sasha Bordeaux. She’s a new character, so new that he doesn’t even have her own pseudonym. She’s hired to protect Bruce Wayne and she isn’t fazed one bit by the realization that he’s really The Batman. She knows why he does what he does: To keep what happened to HIM from EVER happening to another soul. / To become the MAN who could KEEP that promise. And even more, he’s: Doomed to FAILURE, again and again. / Because it is a true fool’s errand. / Because his quest is impossible / … / even if (the Rogue’s gallery) were LOCKED away securely FOREVER… / …parents would STILL be murdered… / …children would STILL become ORPHANS. / And before someone thinks that the FOOLISH errand makes the one who pursues it a FOOL himself, let me CLARIFY: / He KNOWS all this better than ANYONE. / But he does it ANYWAY. / Heedless of the COST to HIMSELF… / …painfully aware of the COST to OTHERS.

 

Sasha also realizes the irony of her being in his employ: We TRAPPED each other. / He couldn’t FIRE me, let me GO knowing his SECRET. / And I wouldn’t QUIT protecting Bruce Wayne, even if he REALLY was the BATMAN. / If there’s one thing we TRULY share, it’s that: / We’re BOTH too STUBBORN for our own GOOD.

 

There are many characters who know Bruce Wayne, many who know Batman, many who know both Bruce Wayne & Batman seperately.  But of the few who know that both men are one-in-the-same, the one who has known him the least amount of time is gifted with the perception to know him more deeply than anyone else. One of the tragedies is that although Sasha understands him the best, she finds herself incapable of actually starting a dialouge and getting personal to him.

 

We have a sense that Batman resents her: she insists on protecting Bruce Wayne and won’t allow his putting on a mask to deter her from doing so. Batman, however, insists that Bruce Wayne IS the mask and that since Bruce Wayne doesn’t really exist and Batman has no use for protection because he can watch out for himself, she is an irrelevant distraction from his quest.  With this whole dynamic barrier between them, the go out on patrol.       

 

THEIR LAST PATROL (PROLOUGE). <<< My title for this segment for review purposes only.

Yes, I’m talking about the patrol now. Hold your damn horses! Anyway, one of the stops they make is on the roof across from the building where Vesper Fairchild (Bruce Wayne’s ex-girlfriend). Like Vicky Vhale of the live-action BATMAN movie, Vesper is a journalist. Sasha watches him peer at Vesper with a set of binoculars. She doesn’t know what he sees. She doesn’t know if he’s watching Vesper taking a shower or otherwise undressed, has how no idea how far into voyeurism Batman’s interest goes. He sees Vesper working on her computer, fully dressed, and drinking coffee but Sasha DOESN’T know because she doesn’t ask him what he’s looking at or borrow his binoculars. Heck, what woman wouldn’t be creeped out by watching a man watching another woman while that other woman doesn’t know she’s being watched by the man?

 


But she does know that Vesper has become part of his nightly routine, so he must be thinking about her, he must feel regretful for having chased her out of his life by giving Vesper the impression Bruce Wayne had been unfaithful to her with three floosies. To keep his secrets from being leaked, he had thought it wise to cut the jouralist woman out of his life even as she was falling for him. He deprived himself from the ordinary pleasure of being in a loving, mutual relationship with a woman out of fear it would conflict with his vigilantee pursuits. Sasha is pretty sure even if Batman knew she loved him, he wouldn’t care that she does and she can’t bring herself to tell them. The very moment she is about to speak to him, she is interrupted by an explosion and we have no idea what could have happened if she’d had been granted the few precious seconds to articulate herself.

 

Her moment is lost. The explosion is caused by five unfortunate bank robbers (okay, so they’re robbing a “Currency Exchange,” but so what?) who Batman quickly beats the crap out of. But, what are you going to do? He told them “Surrender… or suffer” and they picked suffering. Sasha: This is Gotham by NIGHT… / … chaos UNCORKED on a REGULAIR basis. Right after the foiled robbery, he and Sasha rescue some victims from a fire. Batman saves two foriegners who don’t speak English (uh, I don’t mean that how that sounds) and he’s deaf to their thank yous for saving their lives as he watches an young man zipped into a bodybag. He can NEVER be fast ENOUGH. He understands what they are saying to him, but since he failed in rescuing this one person, he doesn’t believe he deserves their praise. Perhaps he’s agonizing that if he’d just let the robbers commit their crime, maybe he could have been at the scene of the fire soon enough to make sure nobody died? How is this law student’s death going to affect his entire family? And he’s certain that he’s to blame for it.

 

From there, they coax an escaped tiger back into it’s cage (the ABSURD) and some Russian(the OBVIOUS) mobsters shooting it out with the police (…they go through a LOT of BULLETS. / A lot of PEOPLE suffer because of them. / It makes him ANGRY. / He even scares ME when he’s ANGRY). Batman takes out two mobsters simultaneously, tripping one and uppercuttig the other. A third he knees in the soloplexus, a fourth he nearly kicks his head off. The fifth points a gun at his back. Batman turns around calmly, tells the man “I don’t like you” while staring right down a gun pointed directly in his face, then disarms the gunman so fast that the guy is completely shocked that his gun had disappeared so quickly despite the fact he was holding it in a firm two-hand grip. The next frame has the gunman fly past Sasha who watches him go and the illustration suggests the guy was sent flying with a kick to the balls. (That’s pretty amazing considering Sasha was last shown standing on the bridge over-looking the shootout. Did Batman actually kick the guy THAT hard or did Sasha at some point come down to lower level?) Either way… add a resounding OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! sound here. That’s what you get for making Batman angry.

 

They split up as Batman responds to a “jumper” (someone about to commit suicide by jumping off a building) and Sasha dives down to deal with two low-lifes mugging a woman. A bald one is holding her arms while the one with hair menaces her with a knife. Sasha stomps the bald guy “No means no, boys” then the guy with hair grabs the woman. Sasha knocks-his-block-off with her retractable staff.

 

They meet up again at the cave. Bruce has been listening to the news-broadcasts and is shaken. The only fatality in the fire had been that one person he’d seen zipped into the bodybag. She changes into her civvies without his noticing she’s there. He’s more interested in brooding over a death he could have prevented to notice a woman changing her clothes. (A woman taking off one set of clothes, her being naked around him, and her putting on some other clothes.) Gosh, they aren’t even dating and he’s oblivious of her as a man married for seventy years would be of his own wife. That’s the extent of her irrelevance in his eyes.

 

She asks him about the jumper. He doesn’t hear her, then he notices she’s talking to him. He glances at her for a second to listen to her question, then he walks past her to the stairs. He doesn’t start to answer until his back is turned so he doesn’t have to maintain eye contact while speaking. He clearly isn’t thinking of the jumper he’d saved but of the fire-victim he hadn’t and he doesn’t want her to read his sorrow on his face. He goes up the stairs from the cave into the manor, leaves the clock-door open for Sasha to close behind herself. She goes up the stairs between the first and second floor of the manor, ignoring her offer of coffee. Could she be trying to flirt with him again? She trails off, alarmed by his look of shock at something she can’t see. She runs up the stairs and over-his-shoulder, she sees Vesper lying dead on the floor. How the hell did that woman’s body get there?

 

THE DANCE: GUILT OR INNOCENSE.

That’s when the cops break down the front door and arrest them. Unbenownst to either of them, Bruce has been framed for murder and there’s a 911 tape with Vesper clearly stating he was trying to kill her. A cop stands with his gun drawn at the back of Bruce’s head as he knees and embraces Vesper’s body. A second cop has his gun shoved into Sasha’s face as she stands with her hands raised in surrender. The cops mean serious business and they’ve got their suspects at gun-point.

In-costume, Batman could easily dispatch the cops easily, but in the guise of Bruce, he isn’t allowed to show any aggression. So his only option is compliance.

 

Does he realize how similar the cops’ routine is to the criminals? How blurred the line between law and lawnlessness has become for him? Four men armed with guns out-numbering two unarmed suspects (a flaky millionaire and his female bodyguard). How, like the criminals, the cops are feeling the urge to pull their triggers and start shooting if the people they’re holding up don’t accede to their wishes. Ofcourse their first impression at this moment is that he is guilty. They’ve caught him standing over the body of a woman they presume that he’d killed; a dead woman who in her last moments of life had accused him of trying to kill her. Would he consent at this time that the police are as “cowardly” and “suspicious” as the criminals? We cannot know. The line of communication between Bruce and Sasha is all at once severed as completely as the one between Vesper and the living.

 


Did I just do that? Did I just compare the police to criminals? Yah. Deal with it. From this point on, the paths of both Sasha and Bruce are uncertain. His dilemma is that while Bruce Wayne is being held in custody, Batman cannot go on patrol. Who knows who could die while he is detained? Sasha’s dilemma is that she could prove their innocense by exposing their alibi: Bruce Wayne couldn’t have possibly murdered Vesper because he was out with her, that he IS Batman. But she cannot imagine betraying his confidence, especially since she loves him. He finds himself in the uneviable position of being an innocent, accused man in a world where people believe he is simply a weakling who’d snapped and been thrown to the wolves. Jim Gordon is nowhere to be seen in the pages of this saga.

 

And, still, in a way, his spying on Vesper earlier is a little suspicious. Can she really be sure he hadn’t killed Vesper and made up the “jumper” story to get back to the mansion before her? She hadn’t heard the report on the police radio because the reciever was in his cowl and she wasn’t privy to that information. She hadn’t actually him talk down a jumper either and he was hesitant to even talk about it.

 

So we have a new division.

A.)    The police who believe that Bruce Wayne is a murderer and want to prove it simply because they enjoy causing the downfall of someone who might have believed he was above the law (too bad they never realize how close-to-the-truth this is…).

B.)    The civilians who also believe he is guilty and laugh over the indignity he is “rightfully” suffering.

C.)    Batman’s allies who know his secrets and believe he is innocent.

D.)    Batman’s allies who know his secrets and aren’t sure what to think.

E.)    Batman’s allies who don’t have any idea why the heck they are bothering with proving Bruce Wayne’s innocense because, well, isn’t he just a flaky rich guy?

F.)    Bruce Wayne’s surrogate parents (Leslie Thompkins & Alfred Pennyworth).

G.)    And one person who finally figures out the mystery of Batman’s true identity.

H.)    And the villains who know his secret, killed Vesper, and framed Bruce Wayne.

 

The double-identity gimmick certainly is milked for all it’s worth and yet the narrative is greatly compelling… with a few low-points.

 

Part two:

Procedure

 

The level of detail shown is… impressive… and distressing. Vesper has been shot four times in the back, we see the bullet-wounds and the blood. There are also bullet-holes in the floor. An over-turned table and phone off it’s hook where she presumably had called for help. The police coldly go about their investigation, caring only for evidence. She is no longer a woman to them, just a victim, another piece of evidence in a crime. “Do it right, detectives,” their boss tells them, “I don’t want this lost on a technicality.” So he was become part of a THIS rather than an innocent man, an innocent man who selflessly and secrectly crusades to save lives where the system fails.

 

Sasha and Bruce are interrogated seperately. Both are forced to read out loud their rights and initial each right. The implication ofcourse that the police think so little of Bruce that they suspect he might try to claim not to have been read the Miranda to undermine their investigation. Bruce’s initial reaction when Detective Allen enters the interrogation room is to scowl at him out of revulsion. In the bright light of flourescents and without the cloaking shadows or Batman mask, Allen finds Bruce’s reaction amusing and he smiles smugly to himself. He is amused by this expression that has stricken thousands of criminals with fear.

 

Bruce & Sasha are visibly shaken by the sound of Vesper’s recorded 911 call. “Hard listening,” Detective Allen says, “Something like this gets admitted at trial…” Bruce’s head is lowered, his eyes closed as he listens silently to the words. Allen turns his face away as he finishes, “…well, the words lethal injection spring to mind.” While he isn’t looking, Bruce scowls at him again.

 

Bruce: “Detective Allen.” Detective Allen: “Yeah, Bruce? You want to tell me what happened?” The scowl has fallen from Bruce’s face when Allen looks at him again. Was he about to say he didn’t know, maybe was going to find out? He finally settles for a petulant “I want my laywer.”

 

 

Part Three:

(“Batgirl” 24,

unsure of subtitle for this chapter)

 

A male and female detective (not the ones leading the investigation) wander, lost through Wayne Manor. Unknown to them, someone is listening into their conversation.

 

Male detective: “Ah. Mama and Pappa Wayne.” / “With those two… I always thought Wayne would snap someday.”

 

Female detective: “Yeah, why’s that? They spank him too much?”

 

Male detective: “You’re kidding? You don’t know the story?”

 

Female detective: “What story?”

 

Male detective: “Thomas Wayne, brilliant surgeon and philanthropist… Martha Wayne, devoted wife and mother to their only son Bruce… they were Gotham’s Kennedys. But richer.” / “Until one night they take a very wrong turn down a dark alley… and get their heads blown off.” / “They find young Bruce kneeling in their blood.”

 

Female detective (not impressed): “Delightful.”

 


Male detective: “Couldn’t have been more than… eight years old. Kid becomes a billionaire and an orphan in two seconds.” / “Tell me that won’t mess with your head. You don’t see something like that and grow up normal.”

 

Female detective: “You almost sound sorry for him.”

 

Male detective: “I almost am.”

 

Skipping ahead…

 

Part Six:

No Exit

 

While Bruce is being arraigned, Alfred rides a bus and is dismayed by the gossip that the other passengers are passing around: 

 

“… so glad I could come down for the weekend! Tell me everything!

What’s new in the big city?”

 

 “… little bit of a scandal, actually..”

 

 “Bruce Wayne? A murderer? Darlking, you must be joking?”

 

“I know he’s a bit of a lady killer, but really!

The man can barely tie his own shoes!”

 

“… hear what happened to that reporter from N.P.R?”

 

“… government conspiracy, man!

He was dating that chick, right?

You think he’d just freak out and off

her without no warning in his home?”

 

Incredibly, people actually start tossing around theories that Alfred or Dick Grayson might have been part of the fiasco in attempt to frame him. So, the public face that Bruce had been spending years of meticulously pretending to be a bungling, decadent playboy has blown up in his face. He completely isn’t taken seriously, a joke. Either a clumsy, incompetent or a crazy-wacko murderous lunactic. The judge, Schreck, is a bald, vindicative man with a propensity to shout. When it comes to setting bail, he looks over in Bruce’s direction. Bruce’s eyes are shadowed, he is silent, let his lawyer do the talking and hasn’t spoken once. The judge sees him as being the picture of a remorseless killer and denies bail. “Frankly, I find this whole affair a sickening affront to the city. This crime is a brutal and grotesque even by Gotham  Standards.” / “Given Mr. Wayne’s wealth and considerable resources, I feel that it is in the best interest of the city that he be held without bail.”

 

The reporters confront Alfred and he squirms at the assault of their badgering questions and the flashbulbs on their cameras. Dick runs up and chases the reporters away. Outside, Alfred tells Dick the bad news and Dick is horrified by the possibility that Bruce is going to be detained in Blackgate Prison. Alfred asks Dick “what happened” and Dick has no idea, Bruce hadn’t confided in him. Barbera meets with Bruce next and she tells him she’d taken a correspondance course in law and is capable of serving as his lawyer and refuses.

 


 

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